I Have Seen the Sun

•July 2, 2009 • 1 Comment

I have seen the sun.

A simple claim. I have seen the sun. She went on to elaborately portray the scene. Her standing at her balcony observing the gigantic cosmic phenomena. Viewing the sun as if for the first time. Seeing it real close. Feeling its heat. Feeling the radiating warmth and energy. Seeing the sun up close and personal. Large. Domineering. Obscuring all other views. A vision in itself. The trees of the forest became tiny images on the exterior of the viewed horizon. She had seen the sun.

She witnessed the phenomena, the great sun hanging in the heavens. She identified it as a miracle, her ability to see it this clearly, devoid of any distractions. She stood there appreciating that sight; grateful for the gift she had been given. Fearful of what was yet to occur.

Without warning, the sun set. The glorious ball of fire dropped into the ocean below. She lost her breath and was overtaken with a wave of panic. She had seen the sun. She had lost the sun. As she had feared it had dropped from the heavens into the foreboding ocean below.

Clueless she applied that which she had witnessed to everything in her life. Deeming all good things subject to suddenly coming to an end. She became consumed with the thought that all good is temporary, all happiness short lived and all successes a fraud. She was predestined to lose all that is of value to her. She developed an extreme fear of tomorrow, of the upcoming second of the time when her suns will drop from their heavens into the ice cold water and die.

Only what she has overlooked is yes, the sun did set; only princess it sets every night. It is a sad but consistent reality. The sun at the end of every exhausting day drops beyond our horizon. No matter how strongly it shone or how cloudy the skies had been. It shall set.

Moreover I could say with equal certainty that every morning, the sun will come up again. A new sun if you will, but a sun nevertheless. A sun equally splendid and equally miraculous.

To a new day…

To you tsarina.

It is ALL about the context!

•June 23, 2009 • 5 Comments

A friend of mine, a very bright young lady, has had enough with her current job and boss and is looking for a job. Only she has MBA payments which are giving her guilt complexes about quitting. Hence she is on a quest to get FIRED!

I, in the best of intentions, leave the following message on her facebook wall:

“How is the quest for the pink slip?”

Her response:

Asking someone who’s trousseau shopping about a pink slip in public!! Tub3an mo7′i ra7 lbe3eed! My dad was right next to me and I was blushing and tearing up min kotr elkessouf!!

THEN I REALIZED YOU MEANT THE JOB HUNT!! :D

Context people… CONTEXT! :)

I’m only going to say this once

•June 21, 2009 • 13 Comments

Dear dear applicant,

When applying for a job kindly please note the following (and mind you, I’m not even HR):

  • Please… for the love of God…  PUH-LEASE take the time to create an e-mail id for yourself that is some formal variation of your name. I can’t take anymore of the casual/funky/cool e-mail ids of the world!
  • Don’t assume you know me! You don’t! There is no credit here… you don’t get to send me an excessively casual friendly e-mail asking about life, calling me honey and oh btw have your CV in there somewhere!!
  • I don’t care much for cover letters, but even if this is my private e-mail and even if you know about this vacancy through friends, please have a little courtesy and take the time to write something, anything, in the body of the e-mail in which you’ve attached the CV. Don’t give me the impression that you are Frisbee free-style tossing the document in my direction!!

Lotsa love,

A potential boss!

Darker Shade of Me

•June 20, 2009 • 4 Comments

Inclined to think that I’ve all dried up… yet here you go.. fresh from the archives (word files that never made it onto this blog)… enjoy.

Darkest Before The Light

Tired beyond description; just drained
All god’s creations, already blamed
It’s darkest before the light

When you feel no hope, don’t despair
Solutions will rise with time to spare
It’s darkest before the light

It is no longer about who is right
There are no reasons to prolong a fight
It’s darkest before the light

Take your hands to the air and pray
It will heal your wounds of the fray
It’s darkest before the light

When you wake up the next day
Stand up straight and say
Let there be light
And there will be.

20/10/06

Jibran

•June 16, 2009 • 2 Comments

Mahdy has successfully put me in such a Jibran mood.

Here is the dosage I’ve decided to share with you today:

The House of Fortune

My wearied heart bade me farewell and left for the House of Fortune. As he reached that holy city which the soul had blessed and worshiped, he commenced wondering, for he could not find what he had always imagined would be there. The city was empty of power, money, and authority.

And my heart spoke to the daughter of Love saying, “Oh Love, where can I find Contentment? I heard that she had come here to join you.”

And the daughter of Love responded, “Contentment has already gone to preach her gospel in the city, where greed and corruption are paramount; we are not in need of her.”

Fortune craves not Contentment, for it is an earthly hope, and its desires are embraced by union with objects, while Contentment is naught but heartfelt.

The eternal soul is never contented; it ever seeks exaltation. Then my heart looked upon Life of Beauty and said: “Thou art all knowledge; enlighten me as to the mystery of Woman.” And he answered, “Oh human heart, woman is your own reflection, and whatever you are, she is; wherever you live, she lives; she is like religion if not interpreted by the ignorant, and like a moon, if not veiled with clouds, and like a breeze, if not poisoned with impurities.”

And my heart walked toward Knowledge, the daughter of Love and Beauty, and said, “Bestow upon me wisdom, that I might share it with the people.” And she responded, “Say not wisdom, but rather fortune, for real fortune comes not from outside, but begins in the Holy of Holies of life. Share of thyself with the people.”

The Unbearable Lightness of Being

•June 12, 2009 • Leave a Comment

When I started this book a while back (loong while, but it kept getting interrupted by other readings) I had promised Nerro a book review.

Overall I liked the book. Partially because of the simplicity of the underlying plot and partially for the beauty of the translation. I realize the book was not originally written in English, but it remains for the beauty of its construction, an homage to language.

The story covers the lives and interactions of four main characters and a dog :) Each time resetting to tell you the same tale from the perspective of a different hero or heroine, painting the reality their shade of perception.

My only reservation is that the author himself obviously has strong political views, they at times felt imposed onto the book. Otherwise the book was very reflective of a cultured and diverse author. One with profound takes on philosophy, humanity, art and music and relationships.

I emerged with a lot of pencil markings of paragraphs I wanted to share with you:

Anyone whose goal is “something higher” must expect some day to suffer vertigo. What is vertigo? Fear of falling? Then why do we feel it even when the observation tower comes equipped with a sturdy handrail? No, vertigo is something other than the fear of falling. It is the voice of the emptiness below us whit tempts and lures us, it is the desire to fall, against which terrified, we defend ourselves.

Indeed, the only truly serious questions are ones that even a child can formulate. Only the most naive of questions are truly serious. They are the questions with no answers. A question with no answer is a barrier that cannot be breached. In other words, it is questions with no answers that set the limit of human possibilities, describe the boundaries of human existence.

Anyone who thinks that the Communist regimes of Central Europe are exclusively the work of criminals is overlooking a basic truth: the criminal regimes were made not by criminals but by enthusiasts convinced they had discovered the only road to paradise. They defended that road so valiantly that they were forced to execute many people. Later it became clear that there was no paradise, that the enthusiasts were therefore murderers.

The characters in my novels are my own unrealized possibilities. That is why I am equally fond of them all and equally horrified by them. Each one has crossed a border that I myself have circumvented.

That last one, I couldn’t agree more. If you want a book with a lot of action to waste time and burn daylight reading, this is definitely NOT the book for you. If you want an excuse to think, experience Beethoven, art, politics, mid-century Europe and an innovative take on philosophy and humanity, I believe you will enjoy it.

Impressed..

•June 10, 2009 • 6 Comments

… would be the understatement of the year!

I interviewed a young man today, for a vacancy at our company. A young man who’s CV was so impressive that he could practically jump off the page and dazzle you.

First thing that caught my attention was that it said “finalist at the 2009 MIT business plan competition“; the very competition I had not been short listed for. So off the cuff, this young man had beaten me at something. I with the unhealthy competitive streak. I who am obsessed with winning. So naturally I call him up and have him come in for an interview.

He walks in, now this is a young man who’s vision is impaired. He had grown up almost blind. Books had to be read to him. Yet this young man managed to keep the fire within burning, maintain his commitment to excellence, and do so well at high school that he was the highest scoring individual in his year! Awwal elgomhorreya fel thannaweya el3amma!!

He gets a full scholarship to the AUC, where he breezes through the 4 years with the highest of honours. He dedicates substantial chunks of his time to giving back to society, to teaching those less fortunate. Having realized the first of his dreams, he sets out to make his mark in the field of business consultancy. Lands a job at a major local player and quickly climbs the ranks within the company.  A couple of years down the line decides to leave it for a customer and is currently the brand manager of what possibly is the biggest dairy brand in the world.

Now this young man is only TWENTY THREE. Yet he has got more brains, ambition and drive than anybody I have ever met. His future is crystal clear to him and it is so bright it burns my eyes (cliche I know). When I asked him what his plans were, he said, INSEAD MBA when I turn 26, on a scholarship. Then a PhD from an ivy league university. Finally become a partner at McKinsey, Booze or Baine.

His dream? To walk the earth revered and leave it remembered!!!!!

What do you say to that?!!!!

I am off the charts impressed and VERY humbled!!!

Cat Fanciers Association

•June 6, 2009 • Leave a Comment

Back from the journey towards that elusive acronym.

Granted I’m doing it for all the wrong reasons, still it was educative and informative, and my self discipline has gone up a few notches.

A prayer for all of you planning on joining the ranks of those who Can’t Find Absolution in the future:

May all your questions be straightforward; may you instantly realize the difference between IFRS and GAAP; may your questions never contain the phrases most accurate, least likely, or closest to; may the definitions be obvious, the formulas memorable and the execution easy; may your first guess always be a correct one; may your ethics be in tune with theirs and may your calculator come through for you.

Finally, if you are actually in the Commission of Fine Arts exam center (then you know why I’m not blogging its name lest I violate one of their precious standards); may your answer selection depend on more than the fact that the past 6 questions were Bs and they wouldn’t have that many Bs in a row :D

Cheers!

Illiterate!!

•May 30, 2009 • 9 Comments

I just spent my morning in Izzi overdrive with my eyes bulging out of their sockets and the word “SERIOUSLY!” on repeat cycle!

So I gave up my Alexandrian nationality, I re-issued a national ID with my Cairo address.  I xeroxed that new ID, my old passport, got photos taken on a hideous white background and was good to go.

Location: Agouza Passport Department

We stand in que to be given the application form. There are no surfaces which you can use to fill them. Be grateful for the invention of dry ink pens. You somehow manage to fill your form. You que again. You get assigned a window number. You que again. You are finally eye to eye with the woman who determines your fate.

Woman requests all the papers, takes one look at my ID and stops dead in her tracks. For profession my ID reads “associate consultant at Donald Duck and Sesame Street Egypt for Information Services” (or something to that effect ;) )

Woman: That’s too long, I’m going to write “associate consultant at Donald”

Me: Hmm, either we write the company name or we don’t. I actually prefer we don’t. (I don’t have a track history of keeping jobs for more than 3 years, let alone for the 7 for which this passport is valid).

She: No, we have to. OK I’ll figure it out.

Dude behind her: Hmm, do you have a copy of your educational degree.

I hand him a copy of my MBA certificate.

Them in unison: We don’t accept certificates in foreign languages. Do you have a copy of your University degree.

I actually didn’t, didn’t think I’d need it. I had already submitted a copy when renewing the ID and they disregarded it and went with the job, so figured I wouldn’t need it. BIG MISTAKE.

Her: What does your old passport say?

Me: Student at the faculty of economics and political science.

Him: Since we have no way of proving you’ve graduated, I’ll just use your high school degree as a guarantee in case there are problems with your company name.

Me: I’m an IGCSE grad.

Him: Middle school?

Me: Was studying abroad!

So basically at this point I go psycho on his ass cause I can’t believe I need to prove educational information because he can’t make out what I do for a living. And apparently I’m illiterate by government standards since they have a language problem with my degree!!!!!!!!!!

So there you have it. I’m ILLITERATE!

If that wasn’t enough, she actually needed us to go to another window to verify that we’ve translated our names with honesty. Those very names and translations that appear in the old passport which she is holding a copy of and which they themselves have issued!!!!

The Darnest Things

•May 29, 2009 • 2 Comments

I have focus/concentration issues. I’m not very good at doing one thing at a time. I usually play music to the background of whatever it is I’m doing to keep the sub-conscience entertained. This life soundtrack has been working so far. Only these days I’m experiencing the darnest thing. On a 24/7 basis I can see myself in my head on a backyard basketball court shooting hoops. This reel plays at the back of my mind while I’m thinking, talking, listening to music, studying, blogging, working and as I type this. I’m basically just going about dribbling and talking to my more conscience self as I take shots at the hoops. Jump shots and layups (wouldn’t dream of attempting a dunk even in a virtual sense). Funny thing is I have not played basketball since middle school, and wasn’t even that good back then. Even more hilarious, the virtual practice seems to be paying off as my good shot success rate is up!!!

On another note:

  • They caught HER, but the police set her free.

 

  • 6 hour CFA exam is on the 6th of 6 (yes I”m sure the devil has something to do with CFA exams)

 

  • Oh, and I caved and gave up my Alexandrian nationality!!

“You could have been in my place!”

•May 28, 2009 • 2 Comments

A phrase uttered with a lot of love, disappointment and reproach!

Only I strongly disagree.

I wouldn’t dream of it in a million years. This is not faux modesty on my part. Yet an innate belief in destiny.

You must realize that this was your break, your time, your win. Your well deserved award. You had put in the effort. You had paid your dues. You had it coming.

Your individual achievements have triggered a chain reaction of events resulting in our very conversation. In you being able to assume that I could have been in your place. Yet had you not been there, I probably would not have been there either.

My time will come. The moment where you could sit proud and watch me shine. Yet this was not it. I promise you to make a genuine effort to claim my goals and conquer my challenges. I will become all that I am meant to be… all in good time :)

On Being A Bitch

•May 27, 2009 • 9 Comments

It is a gift, a blessing from God to exist in a perpetual state of niceness. To be able to be caring supportive and understanding all the time. To be an overall decent individual. It is a truly remarkable thing, moreover it is an issue of choice. One chooses to be all of the above or one chooses to be different, one may also go to the extent of being a complete bitch all the time.

The problem here, if any, is one of perception. Our society looks down on those seemingly NICE individuals, they are seen as weaklings with no personality unable to stand up for themselves. Can’t begin to tell you how untrue that is. The fact that one chooses not to be an obnoxious bitch is in no way an indication of their inability to become one if need arises.

It would take a lot to infuriate me to the extent where I would treat you like that; but if I were ever a bitch to you… know that you bloody well deserved it and that I most definitely am not in the least bit sorry.

On Losing

•May 24, 2009 • 8 Comments

I have the emotional intelligence of an 8 year old. I grew up in an extremely competitive family. A GPA of 3.99 is not 4. The sky is one’s limit. One must always play to win. Play fair, but play to win.

Now, for the past month, I have managed to NOT win at most of the things I’ve tried. I am actually currently the proud owner of a string of losses.

I did not make it into McKinsey.

I did not win the MIT business plan competition (albeit having honestly tried).

I lost a deal to S&P (and yes I realize how huge they are but it doesn’t make me any less mad).

I lost a deal to Booz and Co.

Will not give excuses, will not say how angry I am at how unprofessional the clients are being.

Yet the truth is, I define myself by my accomplishments, I am what I’ve done.

Now this statue of wins is quickly being eaten into by the worms of defeat.

I can’t take it anymore.

Dear Lord, I want a WIN!

Inji

P.S. I’m gonna go find me a PS3 and win at something trivial in an attempt to patch up the ego.

My Alexandrian Nationality

•May 19, 2009 • 18 Comments

The Arab Republic of Egypt is conspiring against me to try and take away my Alexandrian nationality.

You would say that this is a tall tale as there is no such thing as an “Alexandrian” nationality, but the government seems to think there is one!

I’m Egyptian! To parents with national IDs with place of birth being Alexandria. Growing up my passports/national Ids have always had place of birth be Alexandria as well. I maintain the accent (which btw is faaaaaar more correct than Cairo lingo, 2al nizilt 2al!!). I spend every vacation moment possible on its soil. I dream of the sea. I have an Alex driving license. My car license plates read “Malaky Iskendereya”. We rent houses in Cairo since Cairo is temporary!

See, I’ve got Alexandrian written all over me! Yet I’m stuck living in Qaherit el Mo3ezz! Anyways! My passport renewal was due. I went to the lovely compound in Tahrir, where I’ve renewed my passport once before. Only to be told that she could not oblige. The new electronic government (Rabbena ye7meeha) is HIGHLY decentralized, to the extent that she couldn’t possibly fathom processing my request. Alexandrian? Go renew there! As if by being Alexandrian that no longer entitled me to getting an EGYPTIAN passport from any government outlet.

Me: “Hmm… ok… tab I’m currently living in Cairo, couldn’t you possibly process it, you’ve done it before!”

*Evil smile comes up* “No, this was when the two passports were the same.”

Me, with a very dumbfounded look “Huh?”

“Cairo is now issuing the new slick small computerized passport (which we are very late as is in issuing) which everybody should have by 2010″.

Me:  “Precisely what I want.”

Her: “Yeah, but in Alex they are still issuing the old one. So your options are as follows:

  • Go to Alex, issue a new “old” passport, use it for 2009, then go to Alex again, issue a new “new” passport.
  • Go passport-less till 2010, then go to Alex and issue new “new” passport marra wa7da!
  • Go to another entity, have my place of residence changed on my national ID (WHICH I’VE JUST RENEWED) to my temporary Cairo residence. Come back to her and she’ll be more than happy to oblige and issue me a new “New” passport.”

Case in point ladies and gentlemen, an Alexandrian nationality is not Egyptian! We might as well declare independence, raise the flag and hold democratic elections.

So basically, given my need to travel on the spot (work limitation) and the fact that it is difficult to make shuttle trips to Alex on WORK DAYS!

The Arab Republic of Egypt is conspiring against me to try and take away my Alexandrian nationality.

Catch Her If You Can!

•May 17, 2009 • 16 Comments

Not sure how to start this, given that the event of the past month at our firm have been so unbelievable they have rivaled Hollywood great theft story-lines. I personally, had I seen this plot-line at the movies this summer, would have given the screenwriter in question hell about having an excessively vivid imagination and no disregard for the mentality of the audience. Yet here we are…

Sunday:

Boss calls me in to tell me that one of our staff will no longer be with us and that this is a head office decision.

I, naive as I am, ask if the company is downsizing. Am assured that the company is not, but there is an incident of check fraud so she can no longer be with us.

So far believable no? I mean she’s only human, she could have been strapped for cash and lost moral judgement and decided to forge our CFO’s signature on a check.

Monday:

CFO is flying in to sort things out.

Turns out that not only has she been forging checks and cashing them herself; she has been cashing checks made out to vendors (the bank is sooooooo getting sued over this), and inventing stories to vendors about why payment has been delayed. Going at times to the extent of issuing them official papers from the office (letterhead, signature and everything) apologizing for the delay.

A bit much? Highly undetectable and she could always have a buffer of total outstanding payables as she uses next month cash to pay off last month’s debts and so on.

Smart girl, dangerous, yet feasible so far!

Tuesday:

Vendor informs us that there was a complimentary laptop on last sale, one the office never saw and which she sent directly to her house.

They confront her at the office during handover; lock her in; take away her passport (this is a diverse nationality office); make her sign a statement confessing to all her crimes; cut her loose with the promise of payback within 10 days.

Unusual, but still not the stuff of cinematic “yeah right!”, no?

Wednesday:

Land-lord comes to collect the rent and we discover that the rent is  a much lower figure than the amount she had been paying for the past 2 years. We show the guy the contract. He shows us a different contract.

Discovery: She had two sets of contracts for every single long term transaction the company was in, office rent, guesthouse rent, maintenance, car rental, gardener services and the list continues….

She was making a monthly income of the difference and was forging invoices and signing on behalf of both parties. She was the company to the vendors and the vendors to the company! She had made replica invoices at a professional print house with serial numbers and everything.

Egyptian movie status? Indian? Hollwyood? Can you bloody believe her!!?!??

I’m still in a state of shock!

I’ve heard conversations that you only hear at the movies, I’ve seen massive firings, I’ve seen lawyers and cops, top executives have been flying in for weeks. In short it’s been MAD!

Yet between you and me… DAMN ENTERTAINING :)

Update: Forgot to tell you, when we reported her to her embassy, they told us we were the third company in her line of victims. Our seasoned embezzler has had lots of practice! When we asked them why we were not informed, they simply replied “well you never asked!”!!!!!

Belated Book Review

•May 15, 2009 • 6 Comments

I felt disadvantaged while reading or reviewing this book. I started reading it as a Marwa Rakha fan. A fan that had never seen her tv shows, heard her on the radio or read her articles. Yet a fan nevertheless. A fan of the human being, of the persona.

When you start out with that mindset you end up with two possible results, either unrealistically high expectations of the book which render you disappointed (see my take on A Thousand Splendid Suns) or unable to find fault with it, liking it by default.

Reading the book felt like watching a mini-documentary. The images of your life that flash before your eyes when you think your life might be ending. I did not get caught up in the individual stories/articles; rather was more touched by the progression. This woman whom I admire greatly, I read as she transformed into the woman she is today. I read as Marwa Rakha grew, evolved, overcame challenges, fell in and out of love, vented, learned, had her heart broken and herself broke some hearts and egos.

The book is a collection of stories/articles about herself and about the dating scene in Cairo. Think of it as a Cairene’s version of the Sex in the City episodes; up to the inclusion of a Mr. Big (if you’re a fan you’ll love the book). Marwa Rakha bravely (some might argue foolishly) tackled issues such as independence, moving out, relationships, her take on Egyptian men & the Egyptian society, sex, porn and horizontal relationships (I think she invented the term, but it works :) ).

My heart went out to her as she talked about her relationship with her parents which at times she symbolized in the most beautiful of ways, I love the little story about her pet butterfly. At other times her cynicism left me smiling and laughing despite the underlying frustration of her disappointment in those men time and time again.

Her english is pristine and highly artistic as she utilizes metaphors, literary references and derivations. Whilst admitting that the Silence of the Lambs story freaked me out a bit, yet I found her musical chairs references, duck theory and rules of being a good girl entertaining.

For 210 pages I enjoyed the ride, the possibly fictional possibly auto-biographical hurt yet recovering woman’s take on love and life in Cairo. Then for 5 pages, she broke my heart. The book might have been light reading… and I’m one who never cares for book endings… yet she got to me. I felt like calling up the woman who has been nothing short of sensationally supportive and offering some support from this end. Only it is implied in these pages that she doesn’t need it, isn’t expecting it, that she is strong enough to persevere and that she will be fine. I seriously hope so.

“What is wrong with you?!!”

•May 9, 2009 • Leave a Comment

Ummm, I think my elementary school tennis coach said it best:

Inji dear, you’ve got no follow through!

 

Rest assured you’ve lit a fire under me!

On Admiration

•May 5, 2009 • 12 Comments

This morning, a delightful young lady, whom I think the world of, told me she “looks up to me”. I’ve been in an odd state of Zen since. I blushed hysterically and went weak at the knees. I had no coherent reply for her kind words.

Yet this very incident reminded me of one not too long ago, where I had looked up to someone. I had gotten the nerve to write about it at the time and e-mail it to her. I’ve dug it up to share with you.

يزعجها ميلي الفطري لتوجيه حديثي إليها باللغة الإنجليزية رغم معرفتها بإجادتي للغة العربية، قد يكون هذا ظناَ منها أني ألجأ للحديث معها باللغة لإنجليزية من قبيل التفاخر أو التعالي، أو سعياً مني لإيجاد أرض غير محايدة يكون لدي بها ميزة تنافسية. يا ليتها تعلم ما أبعد ذلك عن الحقيقة، آه لو تعلم أن سيل الكلمات الذي يقابلها ليس سوى تنفيس عن القلق الذي أشعر به، هروب إلى وضع أشعر فيه بالراحة، رجوع إلى اللغة التي أستخدمها دون تفكير حتى وإن لم تكن اللغة الأم.

وكيف لا أشعر بالرهبة في وجودها! هذا هو الشيء الذي يصعب علي إدراكه وتقبله، فإنني في العادي من أكثر الأفراد الذين أعرفهم غروراً وإعتزازاً بالذات، لكني في وجودها أفقد أي ثقة وأي قدرة على التركيز، ويصبح همي الشاغل أن أنال رضاها، أن أرتقي إلى المستوى الذي تتوقعه وأللا أقل عنه، أن أبهرها إذا جاز التعبير. كل هذا لجلال شأنها وتعظيم قدرها في عيني. وجودها ذاته يشعرني بضآلتي، يذكرني بكم أمامي من أشواط لأقطعها، بكم يجب علي أن أنضج.

أتذكر آخر مرة شعرت بهذا الشعور، كان منذ عامين في الجلسة الختامية لمؤتمر الإقتصاد العالمي بشرم الشيخ، كانت فخامتها الملكة رانيا ملكة الأردن تتحدث، لم أنبهر في حياتي كما انبهرت يومها، حديثها، طلتها، الكاريزما التي تشعها والتي شعر بها جميع الموجودين. أخشى أن بقولي الآتي قد أخسر ما تبقى لدي من رصيد لديها ولكنها الحقيقة التي تدور بخلدي، فإن لديها ذات الكاريزما، ذات القدرة على الإلهام والتأثير.

لا أبالغ إذا قلت أني منذ إلتقيت بها وأنا أزيد إعجاباً وتقديراً كل يوم، لولا خوفي من إتهامي بإنني أتصيد لها الأخطاء أو أني أبحث عن نقاط الضعف في البشر من أجل أن أصل إلى إحساس كاذب بالتفوق، لقلت أنني خلال السنة التي مرت كنت لا أنفك أراقب ما تفعله وأستطيع الجزم بأني ولأول مرة في حياتي أمام إنسانة بلا عيوب، إنسانة متصالحة تماماً مع نفسها ومع الحياة.

لا يسعني سوى أن اتفاجأ في كل مرة تعلق تعليقاً يحمل في طياته أن يكون رأيي ذا أهمية بالنسبة إليها، فأنني أرى أنني لو كنت مكانها لما كان سيهمني آراء بشر عاديون كأمثالي… وهي التي فوق العادة. إنسانة ذكية، مثقفة، رقيقة، بسيطة، جميلة شكلاً ومضموناً، أم رائعة، بإختصار أميرة في زمن أصبح كل من به رعاع. الأهم من هذا أنها تتنقل بين أدوارها المختلفة في الحياة جاعلةً كل ما تفعل يبدو في منتهى السهولة، غير عابئة بصعوبة ما تفعل، غير مدركة لعظمتها، لكن يأتي تواضعها متسقاً مع مثاليتها في كل الجوانب الأخرى فلا أستغربه.

ربما إن أدركت لما عادت تلك الأميرة الأسطورية…

إنني لا أكتب هذا في محاولة لإسترضائها، بل في محاولة لتبرير موقفي، لشرح تصرفاتي في وجودها، لتعذر لي أن قد تكون هذه أول وآخر مرة يسعني أن أعبر عن نفسي باللغة العربية.

Coca Cola Zero

•April 16, 2009 • 18 Comments

Now, I stand to gain/lose absolutely nothing by this, no vested interest in the Pepsi or Coca Cola companies what-so-ever. However, I have a genuine curiosity and a love for the game they call Marketing.

So, kindly indulge me, humor me the airheadedness of my questions:

1) Did you watch/listen to the new Coca Cola Zero campaigns?

2) Are you male or female?

3) What was your impression?

4) For guys, did you feel the ad spoke to you, targeted you as a consumer?

5) Did any of the women find it offensive or irritating or both?

6) How many guys out there actually stay up late to watch an Arabic soap?

Was just talking to some friends about how badgered I am by the campaign, I feel offended and completely alienated!

For the Coca Cola company; curious, did your market research people tell you your target customers were young men aged 14-30? Cause the ad sure reflects that!

Just a thought!

Note To Self

•April 15, 2009 • 4 Comments

These are messages to myself, you may not necessarily agree with them, yet they are lessons I need drilled into my thick skull.

  • There is such a thing as being over- competitive; that intense need to win can be detrimental and can backfire. It can also eat you alive or cause severe depression when you lose.
  • Sometimes, irrespective of how much energy you put in, a cause could be utterly futile.
  • The customer is ALWAYS right! One can not decide they’ve had enough of a customer being unrealistic, un-informed, cheap, arrogant, stupid or flaky. Under no circumstance is it alright to snap at a customer.
  • All good things come to he who waits. Must…practice… patience.
  • Allow for circumstances. Just cause your bosses promised you things, doesn’t mean that they can’t eat their words due to “unforeseeable circumstances”.
  • Just because you’ve done the work, is under no way a guarentee that you will get any of the credit.
  • No matter how brilliant you think you are, it’s what your boss thinks that matter.
  • There is no such thing as a job description, grow up and get over this point already!
  • Never again work for a company with fewer than 20 people on the ground. More so if you are going to be the youngest member in the team.
  • It is ok to be tired, exhausted, exasperated and suicidal. As long as you find healthy release.
  • Crying is therapy.
  • My best friend is bliss.
  • CFA self-study was (and continues to be) a bad idea, was absurd to think one could teach oneself self discipline by studying to sit for the CFA exam without an institutional study structure.
  • Your superiors can give you hell about not meeting targets, then pass a perfectly fine deal to another branch because they are scared of taking the responsibility of executing such a large project. WTF??????!!!!! (can’t talk myself into this one quite yet).