I try to believe in as many as six impossible things before breakfast.
One, there are drinks that make you alive (coffee in my case).
Two, there are foods that make you grow (e7em, all food makes you grow, in fact if it tastes any good I assure you, it is going straight to your hips).
Three, animals can talk. (They really can)
Four, cats can disappear. (When they start disappearing though, be very wary of the junk food you are eating off the street).
Five, there is a place called Underland. (Refer to George Azmy’s sketch about the pit)
Six, I can quit my day job.
I did quit my day job!