1. Random Guy: Allo
Me: X&Y company; Juka speaking
RG: Allo.. is this Hazem Hassan
Me: No sir, this is X&Y
RG: Are you a recruitment company?
Me: No sir.
RG: Are you hiring?
Me: What exactly do you want sir?
RG: Can you give me Hazem Hassan’s contact info!!!
2. My Boss: Did you follow up with the QWE (Government entity)?
Da Boss: What did they say?
Me: I had to repeat the whole proposal all over again.
Boss: He didn’t remember us straight away?
Me: Yeah, took him a whole 10 minutes to have a clue what I’m talking about.
Boss: Damn! We weren’t showing enough cleavage!!!
Sad thing is, she’s probably right!
3. Prospective client: So what is it you do?
Me: We are in the information intelligence business!
Client: Ah, you’re an IT firm!