Had to fill some insurance paperwork the other day. All boring stuff, who’s your doctor ? how old are you? hight? weight? (stupid questions to ask a woman)?? Then at the end of the application, right before the signature “in the case of death who are the benefactors of this insurance policy?”
I’m 24! I couldn’t believe I had to come up with benefactors! Then I remembered all the young deaths happening these days. So I filled the thing as best I could but I’ve been walking around with a clamp around my ribs all week, restricting my breathing!