Romantic *NOT*

This compilation was taken from an internet site that held a competition for writing the most romantic first line and most unromantic second line.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl’s empty & so is your head.

After you, my love, my only prize.
Would be a bullet between the eyes.

Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face.

I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother.

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
This describes everything you’re not.

I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don’t take that paper bag off your face.

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes .
Damn, I’m good at telling lies!

Every time I see your face
I wish I were in outer space.

I saw your face as you walked by
But then I saw a better guy.

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life.

Beauty is on the inside, but some may doubt,
If its true, I’d prefer you inside out.

What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.

I see your face when I am dreaming
That’s why I always wake up screaming.

My love you take my breath away
What have you stepped in to smell this way?

My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe “go to hell.”

Song of the day: Avril – So much for my happy ending.

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8 thoughts on “Romantic *NOT*

  1. OMG, that was brutal .. on Valentino .. Gosh, You really hate that day .. Com’on it is fun .. we’re celebrating the existence of love .. period

    The poem is hilarious, I can’t stop myself from laughing

  2. LOL Big time.. Helirous.. We are all together on the V Day.. Richer, and more sanier if I may add.. Yesterday at the gift store some lady wanted to wrap a car.. a real car.. I mean C’MON..

  3. Ravine: Aren’t we all 🙂

    OpeRon: I don’t hate the day.. I’m just embracing my bitterness 😀

    Sarah: A CAR. Good god people!!!!

    Belya: sad sad truth.

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